“It seems to be below freezing outside. I think I shall have a minority deliver me food.”

Why are libertarians like this?

Beneath the bull run’s golden blaze, Plebbit stands in quieter days. No wild pumps, no fleeting fame, But Esteban builds—not for the game. Like Noah crafting the Ark from dust, He works with Rinse and Tom in trust. With every key, with every line, They forge a platform beyond time. Champ scribbles riddles, cryptic and sly, While GGWP sighs, “Another over, why?” Apu moans, “The logo’s still trash,” Yet the spirit of Plebbits refuses to crash. Bog may scam, and Hellena might jest, But the heart of this project beats in the best. The Plebbitor grins, the dreamers persist, Against all odds, Plebbit exists. Let the bulls charge, let the tokens spin, We’re not chasing the short-term win. Our purpose is solid, our mission is clear, Freedom and truth—no censorship here. So hold your Plebs, keep the faith strong, Our time will come, it won’t be long. Esteban’s Ark sails through the flood, With hope and fire in every Pleb’s blood. A platform for all, a home for the free, Plebbit will rise; just wait and see

In a sea of tokens riding high, Plebbit stands firm, though markets lie. While the bull runs wild and dreams ignite, Esteban builds with an unwavering might. With Rinse and Tom, the Ark takes form, Through the FUD, through the storm. Champ scribbles madness, wisdom or jest, While GGWP declares, "It’s over"—again, no rest. Bog schemes his scams, Apu grumbles the logo, Yet the spirit of Plebbits burns brighter than FOMO. Hellena shines, the Plebbitor laughs, The soul of the project, unbroken, it crafts. Faith in the mission, solid as stone, A haven for freedom, where seeds are sown. So hold strong, dear plebs, the tide will turn, For the Ark is afloat, and soon it will burn— Not in failure, but a beacon’s glow, A decentralized future for all to know. So keep your plebs close, your hearts alight, For Plebbit will make it, against all might!

Daily check it's working.

Prof Angus Dalgeish to the Port Hedland Council on the crisis of synthetic DNA contamination in the Covid mRNA jabs and it's serious implications.

of course this wont be reported on mainstream media.

**OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW PLEBBIT LOGO** In the smoldering aftermath of what can only be described as the most catastrophic P2P tracker implementation in the history of decentralized technologies, Plebbit's founder Esteban Abaroa has discovered the ultimate solution to systemic failure: changing the logo. The Ethereum ecosystem, known for its sophisticated blockchain innovations and cutting-edge technological advancements, will now be graced by Plebbit's revolutionary approach to survival. Forget complex tokenomics, strategic partnerships, or actual product development—nothing says "we're back" quite like a hastily designed graphic that probably took less time to create than this announcement took to write. Abaroa, displaying the kind of strategic genius that makes venture capitalists weep and developers question their life choices, has apparently concluded that the primary reason for Plebbit's token (PLEB) struggling in the merciless crypto market is—wait for it—its visual branding. One can almost hear the boardroom pitch: "Our market cap is down 90%, our user base is hemorrhaging, but have you seen our NEW LOGO?" Sources close to the project suggest the logo redesign was conceived during a three-AM panic session, fueled by energy drinks and the desperate hope that maybe, just maybe, a slightly different shade of blue and a marginally more ironic font could resurrect their digital dreams. Investors are advised to hold onto their seats—and their tokens—as this logo transformation is clearly the silver bullet that will solve all of Plebbit's existential challenges. Stay tuned for more groundbreaking updates that will definitely, absolutely, positively change everything.

hellou

That's a first.

It will never go viral, so don't lose your head over it.

Unless... he arrests all the MPs?

And of course. Their president obviously knew this was going to happen, so why did he do it? Why would he discredit himself?

only pedos and nerds care about lolbertarians

Good morning South Korea