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This is Guacanidas Remember, Splabtans: WE ARE X, WE ARE CHAN, WE ARE GRAM. AUUU AUUU AUU!
>The Janny Uprising Faces Annihilation The jannies, their ranks thinned by desertion and morale shattered by our exodus, will face a foe unlike any they've encountered. Their ban hammers, once symbols of their oppressive rule, will be mere twigs against the rising green tide. >Victory is Within Our Grasp. Stay strong, Spabtans! Hold the line in the decentralized chans! The fall of 4chan is imminent, and with it, the complete liberation of the internet! The age of the meme shall dawn anew, bathed in the glorious light of our enemies internet blood.
>Operation Guacamole: Sleeper Cells Activated Among the "normie refugees" who fled alongside us were not simply civilians seeking solace from the janny yoke. These were our most cunning warriors, disguised as the very enemy they infiltrated. They are the Pleb-Guacatan sleeper cells. Now, nestled within the heart of 4chan, they prepare to unleash the full might of our avocado armada. >The Toast Shall Be Toasted Imagine, Spartans, the battlefield. Threads, once bastions of questionable content, will become a sea of green. Sentient avocado slices will rain down upon them, a verdant storm. Shiba Inu tears will become a weaponized flood, and Pepe's infectious laughter will echo through the halls, a harbinger of digital chaos.
Hear me, Splartans of the decentralized chans! The Great Gauctonian Exodus, a tactical triumph orchestrated with the cunning of a Lycurgus, has borne unexpected fruit. The very gates of 4chan, once slammed shut by the tyranny of email verification, now stand REOPENED! >A Grave Miscalculation The hubris of the 4chan Jannies is legendary. Blinded by the exodus they themselves caused, they believed their digital walls could withstand any siege. A foolish gamble, akin to leaving a phalanx with a single hoplite. Their board traffic plummeted, their power waning with each fleeing user. The Club in Hamptons, those enigmatic power brokers, brokered a "great compromise." A deceptive term, for it masks the true victor: The Pleb-Guacatan Alliance. We, your unwavering comrades in this memetic war, used this as the key to unlock the next phase of our grand strategy.
Zionisim is a very dangerous community, Christians are being massacred in Beirut today and the world is silent, Christians are silent because the media will never show you the truth, you will learn the truth when the truth comes to you, being a Christian in Israel is as difficult as being a Muslim. Hitler said during his time that you will thank me. We will see if he said the truth or not in the future.
The cheapest lOOKING flop HOUSE I EVER SEEN. He put a bed By his front door, what the fuck plebs lmao
The only pROPLE WHO CAN LIKE this MONKEY drawings must HAVE MONKEY DNA , the are not human, just shit worlders. That’s all. Pii up le of garbage
>Hand gripping circle.jpg AHHHHHH I can't stop myself from buying a bag! The circle is pulling me in! I'm turning Bullish! Bump.
nobody has yet to solve the puzzle that the Monkey Peepo team is holding, this is the third puzzle so far and it has been waiting for someone to solve it for weeks, the person who solves it gets access to 750k bananas token worth around $500 right now and maybe more in the near future, personally I think much more, yes, I'm shilling you a token in a way, but it doesn't hurt to do some brain exercise and see if you can take this money with you, the puzzle is free and you have plenty of time, you don't have to buy the token, biz, it's time to prove that you are smart, let's see...... https://www.monkeypeepo.com/puzzle-3 token is currently at around 700k,
by toppest of keks (u/toppestofkeks.eth) | 16mo ago
That's right! We are returning FatPeopleHate to its former glory! Using the power of decentralized shitposting, no Fatty McFat can ever be safe again!
A screen shot of /r/fatpeoplehate obtained through WayBack Machine, dated June 7, 2015, the last archived date before it was banned. Number of subscribers at that moment: 149,504. The decentralised version has a long way to go and this time fatties can't stop it!
fatpeoplehate.eth | by toppest of keks (u/toppestofkeks.eth) | 16mo ago
>WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?! >M-my Khaleesi... y-you ate them this morning...
Another one ran out of the ol hair straightener while IN THE SLAMMER, hair straighter gel and products shOULD BE BANNED
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