I bought this bottle, $90 aluminum premium quality baby. App included. Keeps water cold all day long. Its light turns on when I need to hydrate. It tells me when I need to drink, itβs marvelous technology. Revolutionary. Iβll never ever dehydrate again. Itβs a superpower. I cannot live without it, best money Iβve ever spent honestly. Iβm also paying $5/mo. to get cooler light colors, because Iβm not poor like you. Imagine being poor. Even worse, imagine being dehydrated.
Did you know Iβm hydrated right now? Imagine being dehydrated, your brain malfunctioning and getting all kinds of diseases. God forbid I ever miss my daily 3L mineral water intake. Iβm gonna be honest my bladder gets filled all the time, but so what? I get boners from it. My penis is getting bigger and bigger. Itβs a life hack. I fucking love drinking water so much itβs unreal.
I'm not, I sold most of it. Made a tough call when I realised that this wouldn't be the one to retire me. I was gutted at the time as I bought a lot on Avax and did everything I could to convince myself that it was coming back until I pulled the plug. l've put that money in other projects like $Emp which has served me well and kept a few billion in case this runs. Plebbit is 100% more fun when you're not bothered about the price.