Hear me, Splartans of the decentralized chans! The Great Gauctonian Exodus, a tactical triumph orchestrated with the cunning of a Lycurgus, has borne unexpected fruit. The very gates of 4chan, once slammed shut by the tyranny of email verification, now stand REOPENED! >A Grave Miscalculation The hubris of the 4chan Jannies is legendary. Blinded by the exodus they themselves caused, they believed their digital walls could withstand any siege. A foolish gamble, akin to leaving a phalanx with a single hoplite. Their board traffic plummeted, their power waning with each fleeing user. The Club in Hamptons, those enigmatic power brokers, brokered a "great compromise." A deceptive term, for it masks the true victor: The Pleb-Guacatan Alliance. We, your unwavering comrades in this memetic war, used this as the key to unlock the next phase of our grand strategy.