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So, long story short, I stay up way later than everyone else in my house, and so as a result, I'm drinking soda and tea late into the night. My room is down the hallway from the bathroom, and I live in an old house with a creaky floor. When I go to the bathroom late at night, I wake up everybody, my parents, my sisters, my brothers. (I'm the oldest of five, living at home after graduating college, I have my own bedroom, my younger brothers share one, and so do my younger sisters, they are closer to the bathroom than me). So, the last couple of nights, I've been peeing out of my window. I think it's pretty harmless, since after all, all sorts of dogs and wild animals pee outside, and it does no harm, and anyway, what's immediately below my window is bushes, not even grass, and I do it at night, so it's not like I'm showing the entire neighborhood my bait and tackle. But when I snapchatted a friend telling them this (as part of our snapstreak, it's been going on for over 4 years, and so I want to send him something more interesting than my face with the dog filter for the gorillionth time, he told me that was disgusting and that I should stop doing it. I'm just trying to avoid waking my family, and I don't think I'm in the wrong, since a little urine won't hurt the bushes, no one sees me, and it means my family isn't woken up multiple times a night by me walking down the hall. So who is right here, me or him?

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it's gross it will accumulate and that side of the house will stink like rancid piss, it's time to use the toilet or get a piss bottle
maybe you could alternate. one night fee fi fo fum down your house and wake everyone up and then the other night pee out the window into a bush (this also acts as a homeless repellant). this means you are not excessive with either option. balance is key in life.
by Lucas (u/weaponized-autism.eth) | 19mo ago
You're right, I think. No harm in pissing down the bushes and your family can sleep peacefully.