>be elon
>have two triplets with feminist bitch
>be absent as a father to maximize profits because le mars
>feminist bitch raises son
>son turns into a tranny
>surprise.gif
>pretend it's the woke mind virus fault
>cope by buying twatter as if it's going to magically fix bad parenting
>meanwhile have children with grimes
>grimes literally "names" one a letter of the alphabet
>yes_honey.png
>cope even more by renaming twitter a letter of the alphabet
>tranny son trannymaxxes even more
>people keep calling it twitter since it literally has no other name
>woke mind virus still alive and well
>trump stabs you in the back (by just minding his own business)
>"hurr durr trump is in the epstein files!!11!! didyaknodat???"
>deletes tweet out of utter shame, apologizes
>every soul on earth laughs at him except for his indian reply guys and employees
>tfw