1/ Alright, we’re on Day 2 of the technique, and guess what? It’s working flawlessly. I’ve already lost money. FTM is now sitting at $0.7845, down from my average price of $0.7974. I knew this was the perfect strategy. --- 2/ Decided I won’t add more. No averaging down, no overthinking. Just pure, infinite patience. Either it pumps and I sell, or it dumps into oblivion, and we say goodbye to this beautiful experiment. --- 3/ For now, I’ll sit here like a clown, watching the price every 5 minutes, pretending I’m “patient.” Stay tuned for more updates as we slowly descend into financial ruin. --- Thanks for following. Another day, another over.

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1/ **Alright, here’s the foolproof strategy**: go on Coingecko, sort by the biggest losers of the week, and buy the top coin on the list. Wait for a pump, then sell. Repeat until your wallet is crying or you’re rich (spoiler: you won’t be rich). --- 2/ **Starting with $362. Goal? To watch it become $0 within 3 months**. No reasoning, no thinking, just pure, unfiltered degeneracy. I’m betting on FTM because flipping a coin seemed too strategic. Let’s go. --- 3/ **Average price: $0.7974. Bagged 454 FTM for 362 USDT**. Yeah, I already overspent, off to a great start. Is it over yet? Not yet, but it’s close. --- 4/ **The beauty of this method is in its simplicity**: No charts. No DYOR. Just vibes and Coingecko’s 7-day loser list. Some call it madness, I call it "HTLMAOT100" (How to Lose Money ASAP on Top 100). --- 5/ **Will this work? Absolutely not**. But at least I’ll lose with style, FTM in hand, and the satisfaction of knowing I tried. --- 6/ **Final thoughts**: If you see me back here in 3 months, broke and bag-holding, just know, I did it for science. Follow along to watch me burn this $362 into nothing. Will it moon? Will I cry? Will I ever learn? Probably not. --- `Another day, another over.`