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by u/12D3KooWRrhw7AQR5reQ7qWrL64VtcLAKC4vHeR3d8yL1Jnwszpc | 19mo ago
maybe you could alternate. one night fee fi fo fum down your house and wake everyone up and then the other night pee out the window into a bush (this also acts as a homeless repellant). this means you are not excessive with either option. balance is key in life.
by u/12D3KooWRrhw7AQR5reQ7qWrL64VtcLAKC4vHeR3d8yL1Jnwszpc | 19mo ago
plebbit is slow again. plebtoken not loading. biz not loading. pol not loading. nothing is loading apart from this autistic sub. its over.
by plebjak (u/12D3KooWDbdDXrGoApiMi5ZviV8kap9LQFxcv4ZAKeRoDzV1euPR) | 19mo ago
I have 8 post karma and still need captcha, what’s the required amoint in the settings?
by u/12D3KooWBsk2PEJfjVCgbTivkG2agP5Z7MqQKd5BHr9tDGrTWycn | 19mo ago
I have been waiting for it to get good, when do you think that’ll be
by Esteban (u/estebanabaroa.eth) | 19mo ago
i'll fund some good plebbit cameo ideas
by u/12D3KooWFyXhH6T4fgo72rjMMXa3MFTpuxioxsWXm4FyV3k1NQdW | 19mo ago
Good morning I am in great pain But I rejoice For it is a beautiful day
by Lucas (u/weaponized-autism.eth) | 19mo ago
You're right, I think. No harm in pissing down the bushes and your family can sleep peacefully.
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by poop (u/12D3KooWNDT1hW6ZiSsdrvmCiMVh915FCrhRiZrFNbRz5p6srE6V) | 19mo ago
Time to start hiring cameos for plebbit pastas and memes , get on it nerds
So, long story short, I stay up way later than everyone else in my house, and so as a result, I'm drinking soda and tea late into the night. My room is down the hallway from the bathroom, and I live in an old house with a creaky floor. When I go to the bathroom late at night, I wake up everybody, my parents, my sisters, my brothers. (I'm the oldest of five, living at home after graduating college, I have my own bedroom, my younger brothers share one, and so do my younger sisters, they are closer to the bathroom than me). So, the last couple of nights, I've been peeing out of my window. I think it's pretty harmless, since after all, all sorts of dogs and wild animals pee outside, and it does no harm, and anyway, what's immediately below my window is bushes, not even grass, and I do it at night, so it's not like I'm showing the entire neighborhood my bait and tackle. But when I snapchatted a friend telling them this (as part of our snapstreak, it's been going on for over 4 years, and so I want to send him something more interesting than my face with the dog filter for the gorillionth time, he told me that was disgusting and that I should stop doing it. I'm just trying to avoid waking my family, and I don't think I'm in the wrong, since a little urine won't hurt the bushes, no one sees me, and it means my family isn't woken up multiple times a night by me walking down the hall. So who is right here, me or him?