1/ **Alright, here’s the foolproof strategy**: go on Coingecko, sort by the biggest losers of the week, and buy the top coin on the list. Wait for a pump, then sell. Repeat until your wallet is crying or you’re rich (spoiler: you won’t be rich).
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2/ **Starting with $362. Goal? To watch it become $0 within 3 months**. No reasoning, no thinking, just pure, unfiltered degeneracy. I’m betting on FTM because flipping a coin seemed too strategic. Let’s go.
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3/ **Average price: $0.7974. Bagged 454 FTM for 362 USDT**. Yeah, I already overspent, off to a great start. Is it over yet? Not yet, but it’s close.
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4/ **The beauty of this method is in its simplicity**:
No charts.
No DYOR.
Just vibes and Coingecko’s 7-day loser list.
Some call it madness, I call it "HTLMAOT100" (How to Lose Money ASAP on Top 100).
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5/ **Will this work? Absolutely not**. But at least I’ll lose with style, FTM in hand, and the satisfaction of knowing I tried.
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6/ **Final thoughts**: If you see me back here in 3 months, broke and bag-holding, just know, I did it for science. Follow along to watch me burn this $362 into nothing.
Will it moon? Will I cry? Will I ever learn? Probably not.
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`Another day, another over.`
Why? WHY??? What’s the point of holding this? are you waiting for a pump? a pump that will never come? be honest pleb, are you just stuck, hoping to cut the losses selling on a pump, pretending this isn’t over?
the platform won’t be finished for 5-6 years (if we’re lucky), the token is useless, the volume is dead, and nobody even talks about the project anymore. so what’s left?
you’re just waiting for someone else to sell first. all the whales are gone, the holders are vanishing, and soon there’ll be nothing but 0 liquidity and cope.
why u still holding this?
Plebscan